Yes but you don't go...

Sung to the tune of 'When the Foeman Bares his Steel' from the Pirates of Penzance.

Nick Clegg.

When the foeman bares his steel,
The Brown Family.
Tarantara! tarantara!

Nick Clegg.

We uncomfortable feel,
The Brown Family.
Tarantara!
Nick Clegg.
And we find the wisest thing,
The Brown Family.
Tarantara! tarantara!

Nick Clegg.

Is to slap our chests and sing,.
Tarantara! tarantara!
Nick Clegg.
For when threatened with emeutes,
The Brown Family.
Tarantara! tarantara!
Nick Clegg.
And your heart is in your boots,
The Brown Family.
Tarantara!
Nick Clegg.
There is nothing brings it round
Like the trumpet’s martial sound,
Like the trumpet’s martial sound
Nick Clegg & The Brown Family.
Tarantara! tarantara!

Nick Clegg & Vince Cable 

Tarantara! tarantara!
Tarantara! tarantara!
Tarantara! tarantara!
Tarantara! tarantara!
Tarantara! tarantara!
Tarantara, ra, ra,
Tarantara!
Ra, ra, ra, ra,
Ra, ra, ra, ra,
Ra, ra, ra, ra,
Ra, ra, ra, ra,
Ra, ra, ra, ra,
Tarantara, ra, ra,
Tarantara!



David Cameron
Go, ye heroes, go to glory,
Though you die in combat gory,
Ye shall live in song and story.
Go to immortality!
Go to death, and go to slaughter;
Die, and every Cornish daughter
With her tears your grave shall water.
Go, ye heroes, go and die!

Conservative front bench
Go, ye heroes, go and die!Go, ye heroes, go and die!

Nick Clegg.
Though to us it’s evident,
The Brown Family.
Tarantara! tarantara!
Nick Clegg.
These attentions are well meant,
The Brown Family.
Tarantara!
Nick Clegg.
Such expressions don’t appear,
The Brown Family.
Tarantara! tarantara!
Nick Clegg.
Calculated men to cheer,
The Brown Family.
Tarantara!
Nick Clegg.
Who are going to meet their fate
In a highly nervous state.
The Brown Family.
Tarantara! tarantara! tarantara!
Nick Clegg.
Still to us it’s evident
These attentions are well meant.
The Brown Family.
Tarantara! tarantara! tarantara!

The voters
Go and do your best endeavour,
And before all links we sever,
We will say farewell for ever.
Go to glory and the grave!
Conservative front bench
Go to glory and the grave!
For your foes are fierce and ruthless,
False, unmerciful, and truthless;
Young and tender, old and toothless,
All in vain their mercy crave.



Nick Clegg.
We observe too great a stress,
On the risks that on us press,
And of reference a lack
To our chance of coming back.
Still, perhaps it would be wise
Not to carp or criticise,
For it’s very evident
These attentions are well meant.
The Brown Family.
Yes, it’s very evident
These attentions are well meant,
Evident,
Yes, well meant;
Evident,
Nick Clegg & The Brown Family.
Ah, yes, well meant!


Conservative front bench                              The Brown Family.

Go, ye heroes                                                     When the foeman 

                 Go to  glory!                                                   bears his steel, Taranta-
        Ye shall,    live in                                                      ra! tarantara! We un-
               story. Go to death and                                           comfortable feel.    And

go to  slaughter; Die, and                                                  find the wisest thing, every every Cornish Daughter                                               Taranta ra! tarantara! Is to

With her tears your grave shall                                 slap our chests and sing

Tarantara

For when threatened with emutes, Taranta-
ra! tarantara! And your
heart is in your boots,Taranta-

 There is
nothing brings it round, Like the
trumpet's martial sound, Like the
trumpet's martial sound, 

David Cameron
Conservative front bench

Away, away!

 The Brown Family.
 Yes, yes, we go!

David Cameron
These pirates slay!

 The Brown Family.
 Tarantara!

David Cameron
Then do not stay!

  The Brown Family.
Tarantara!

David Cameron
Then why this delay!

   The Brown Family.
 All right, we go! 
Yes forward
 Yes, forward on the foe,
on the foe, Yes, forward on the foe,

David Cameron
Yes, but you don't go!

   The Brown Family.   

They go, they go! We go, we go!
 Yes forward
Yes, forward on the foe,
on the foe, Yes, forward on the foe,

David Cameron
Yes, but you don't go!


   The Brown Family.  
At last we go,
We go, we go,

David Cameron
At last they go, at last they go!
We go, we go,

At last they really, really go!

The Brown Family.
We go, we go, we go, we go!