A laugh a vote

This blog is apolitical so, to redress the balance slightly, enjoy these: 

The problem with political jokes is that they get elected!!
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The government is sneaky. They raise the tax on alcohol, then make sure that the country is in such a mess that you drink more.
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Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.
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During Britain's "brain drain," not a single politician left the country.
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Make your MP work - don't re-elect him.
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You Tories will never win here in Norfolk if you keep tellin us you're goin to reduce taxes. We NEED our TAXES! The buses are terrible round here.
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Chap in the Midlands goes into his usual pub and greets his friend the barman.

'Have you heard that joke about the young Conservative who went into a pub?'
'Watch it' comes a voice from down the room, 'I'm a young Conservative!'
'Don't let it worry you,' says the first chap, 'I'll tell it slowly!'
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A man went in for a Brain transplant operation and was offered a choice of two brains by the surgeon. He could choose either the Architect's brain which would cost him £10,000 or a Tory Politician's which was £100,000.
"Does that mean that the Tory politician's brain is much better than the Architect's?" exclaimed the clearly puzzled man.
"Not exactly" replied the surgeon, "the Tory politician's has never been used."