Monday, 24 August 2009

Bumper crop


Our colonial cousins - when they're not seeking ways to eliminate the Scottish Parliament - do have a sharp sense of humour. Here's a list of genune bumper stckers seen on their cars:


· The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.

· Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

· I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

· Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

· WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

· BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

· I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.

· So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute!

· Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

· I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

· I'm just driving this way to p*** you off.

· Keep honking; I'm reloading.

· As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.

· God must love stupid people, he made so many.

· Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

· It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

· I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

· Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

· Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

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